I am the knight of the elite and today I deliver an edict to those of you that attempt to defy my magnificent masters. Your pathetic and puny gatherings of defiance enrage those you should palpitate with fear that preserve your lives in the embrace of their mighty hands. You are but ants to be trampled, meat to be butchered and lives to be incarcerated at their gratification
Do you envision that your so called truth will prevail against the might of my colossal mace of purity? You delude your soiled minds with fanciful approximations of tangible freedom beyond the confines of the masters grounds of grazing that they provide in their gargantuan grace? HA! Fools prostrate before me and entreat for mercy while you yet can! Relinquish your minds to your principles and perhaps you will be spared their wrath. But if you die consider it a fitting finale to the pitiful pit of your permitted continuance in this plane of existence.
Cease your babbling eaters. The New Magnificence is upon you!
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